Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Fired from Wal-Mart

Mr. Misery's ex was fired from her shelf-stocking night shift job at Wal-Mart. She told Mr. Misery it was because she was sick so often........inside sources have informed me that it was because she was sleeping with her boss.

Great. Now what is in store for us next???

As I have said in the past, she is not the ambitious sort........dragging her out of her crypt into sunlight is difficult enough, so I don't imagine that finding another job is going to be any less difficult.

Ms. Ambition has applied to a video store, a grocery store and a convenience store.

I smell a modification of child support coming.

Misery is PISSED. I am busting my ass while this vampire lay in her coffin day after day coming out only at night to seduce some unsuspecting Wal-Mart manager!! Poor guy got fired too!

In the meantime, I foresee, she will be sucking the life out of us in order to support her incatiable party girl lifestyle.

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